Title: Oral Restitution
Rating: PG-13 for suggestiveness
Summary: Rita Skeeter reports on the disgraced Granger's stint in "detention".
Notes: I got this idea from the prompt at harry100
, "Witch's Weekly", but there's no Harry in this, so I can't post it there. I'll have to come up with something else evil for them!
Rita Skeeter Reports:
Rigorous, Relevant, Right
It has been determined by Hogwarts insider sources that Miss Hermione Granger has been seen exiting detention every night this week, having spent upwards of two hours with Professor McGonagall, making up for crimes unknown. The usually prim-to-the-point-of-extreme-
uninterestingness Granger has never once had any detention with any teacher in the past for any reason, which begs the question of how exactly she has fallen from grace.
Undisclosed sources state that Miss Granger, though suffering hours in the stern-yet-also-uninteresting McGonagall’s office, seems happier than ever, one might even say smug. When approached for further comment, a handsome blond source related that the only negative effect the disgraced Granger seems to suffer is a spectacularly sore jaw, which she can be seen rubbing frequently. Confidential sources confirm that Granger often has difficulty closing her mouth for an hour or more after these strenuous detentions.
One can only speculate at the orations Miss Granger might be forced to recite in these sessions – the oral distress Professor McGonagall is putting this heretofore unremarkable girl through.
Stay tuned for further special reports regarding potential abuses at the Hogwarts School.
This is Rita Skeeter Reporting: Rigorous, Relevant, and always, Right.